National Roosland Elementary

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Roos sat at his desk, his chin resting on his hands and his elbow on the table, his eyes half closed and his other hand holding up his pencil, which he was chewing at the end as his teacher droned on about Quadratic Equations. Since 'Niku had disappeared to fight that Leik... Jojizu... whatever guy, Roos had been left all alone. And then Zammy had a brilliant idea.

"Come on Your Highness, you'll enjoy it!" Zammy pleaded as six Roosland soldiers struggled to drag their king down the marble pillar-lined corridor to his classroom in the castle. Roos had dug his feet into the ground and made massive marks along the shiny floor, as well as ripping the carpet to shreds. He then kicked up off the ground and with tow deadly kicks to the left and right got rid of the soldiers, yelling,
"NO NO NO! Roos no wanna learn! Roos wanna find 'Niku!" Roos landed again and glared at Zammy, hands on his hips, while the soldiers recovered around him.

Eventually, Zammy had negotiated Roos into the classroom, claiming that he would find out important information for finding Carniku. Roos glared at Zammy standing by the teacher's blackboard and stuck his toungue out at him. In Castle Comealot, this was the equivalent to a death threat, but Zammy just shrugged to Roos looking utterly helpless. Evidently, he had no idea what Mr. Revelc was talking about either.
"...and that is how we work that out! You see?"
Roos looked up at the board, staring at it for about a minute. Then he opened his mouth, nodding, and said,
"Dat's a pwetty chalk cowour."

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Just as the lesson was beggining again, a siren blared out all through the halls of Castle Comealot. But this wasn't the Fire Alarm, the Burglar Alarm, or the King-Having-A-Tantrum Alarm. This was the very specific Mr. Shady Alarm. Before Mr Sam Sarret (pick up on the anagram!) could start his lesson as Roos' second tutor, the little king had leapt up out of his chair with an excited yelp, and dashed out of the room. Zammy sighed, looked apologetically at Mr. Sam Sarret, then headed out the door checking his radio and saying,
"Squads Charlie and Tango are on the roof, right? And Bravo's positioned all around the entrances?"
The response was obviously in the affirmative as Zammy nodded to himself, then added,
"Keep me posted."

Meanwhile, Roos had burst out of the big doors of Castle Comealot, and looked around at the assembled mass of soldiers all around the flight of marble stairs leading up to the doors. A few were organising the safe exit of the castle staff, while others were making sure no civilians were dawdling on the edges. The rest were all looking up into the sky and, as Roos looked up, he could see why. A massive black shape was there, casting a huge shadow across Roos and the soldiers. It had collided with the force field surrounding Roosland and had apparently been stuck there by the lately installed Static Net- any solid that impacts with the force field while turned on and is not energy based will be permanently stuck until force field or Static Net itself is de-activated. The massive black shape looked to be like a sort of crab, with eight seperate claw-like legs shooting out of a square body. Roos shaded his eyes to get a better look as Zammy walked up behind him.
"'Oo sure it Mr. Shady?" he asked, unconvinced that they could really tell from the ship.
"Positive. The transmission was a gloating message with the same amount of evil laughter as the last message he sent us, as wlel as the same sinister plan he described."
Roos shook his head sadly and, in the biggest incident of the pot calling the kettle black, said,
"He not vewy bwight is he?"

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Suddenly, there was a strange shimmering in the air, a pillar of bizarre light which seemed to originate from the strange black crab stuck on the force field. Then in this pillar of shimmering light a familiar four-armed, green-scaled and red-haired figure appeared. Zammy stepped in front of Roos with his arms crossed and frowned at them.
"Razzar."
Razzar, the reptilian humanoid from galaxies away, grinned broadly with his yellow fangs and answered Zammy,
"Why hello there Zamodier. I'm so charmed you remembered me."
Razzar crouched low, all four of his hands going to the different hilts of his four swords, then charged towards Zammy. He quickly rolled to the right however and Roos stepped forward, grabbing two blades with his hands and stepping the lower pair of swords down to the ground with his feet.
"'Oo too ug'y to forget!"
Roos said with a grin, then smashed his head into Razzar's chest with tremendous force, sending Razzar skidding backwards along the ground. Roos then extended his arms massively into the air, linked his hands together and brought them down in a huge axe-handle arc, but Razzar blocked this with his top swords in a cross-guard, then spat out some strange purple black liquid out of his mouth. This liquid collided with Roos chest and, before the little king could act, the black liquid exploded out in a massive sticky dome, which trapped Roos against the ground in an unbreakable coccoon of bizarre liquid.

"HAHA! That was easier than i thought!" Razzar yelled with victorious pleasure, then looked up when he heard a voice cough. He looked up into the barrel of a massive red bazooka with a white line running along the top.
"It's called a Barooska. Goodbye, Razzar." Then Zammy pulled the trigger and a massive yellow explosion of Ki burst out of the Barooska, consuming Razzar completely and burning him fatally, sending Razzar's charred corpse flying backwards and skidding along the ground. Satisfied that Razzar was finally dead, he turned back to the strange prison Roos was in, then watched as a red glow took over then it exploded outward as Roos stood up.
"Oooh... Raz gone...?"
Roos asked Zammy sounding extremely disappointed. Zammy smiled and nodded, knowing that trying to explain to Roos he killed Razzar would be just too difficult. Zammy leant the Barooska against a nearby wall, then squinted up to the ship still trapped on the force field.
"I doubt he's all that Mr. Shady was planning..."

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"Well?! Happy?! You got my second-in-command killed!"
In Mr. Shady's ship, Mr. Shady himself was yelling at a monitor screen extending from a robotic arm in the ceiling. He was alone in the ship- after all, Roos had wiped out his forces fairly easily. Mr. Shady was therefore, understandably, not very pleased. And one would think a bit lonely...
"Relax. The group you were [BZZT] was just to test [BZZT BZZT]. I have much more in [BZZT] for [BZZT], Jaisorou." The monitor responded, witht he constant stattic interrupting the person on the other end at opportune moments. Jaisorou, it seems, is Mr. Shady's REAL NAME!!! (DUN DUN DUUUUUN) Jaisorou himself was now striking the monitor repeatedly, replying,
"Sorry, what? Our connection seems to be broken..."
"Well [BZZT] don't [BZZT BZZT BZZT] I suppose. Just be [BZZT]ful and tele[BZZT] out of the atmos[BZZT] again, alright?"
Mr. Shady looked thoughtful for a second as the monitor folded away. Obviously he must've been scheming some grand plan for his escape from Roosland before Roos and his soldiers could catch him...
"Oh I get it! Be careful and teleport out of the atmosphere! Stupid stattic..." Or maybe he was just trying to understand what exactly was beign said by whoever was on the other side of the transmission. Mr. Shady pressed a green button to his left andspun a yellow lever.

Outside, on the ground, Roos was sittign cross-legged and staring up at the ship, his left hand shading his eyes from the harsh glare of the sun. Zammy was standing behind him, watching the ship as well, while relaying orders to the squads assembled in the garden. Then, in the blink of an eye, the ship was gone. The only sign of its retreat was a white light beam, trailling off and up into the sky. Roos looked to Zammy, then to where the ship was, then to Zammy, then the ship, then cried out,
"IT GONE!"
Zammy was meanwhile commanding trackers to try and find out the ship's course, so ignored Roos' obvious statement. Roos meanwhile was flying up and down through the space where the ship had been, completely confused as to where the ship had gone. Thankfully, the force field had now been de-activated, so Roos didn't get stuck in his own defenses. For now, Mr. Shady... or Josairou... had now disappeared.

[gohitz]

Gohitz raced along the ocean with a determined demeanor. He would not lose again. He would even beat the master speller at the elementary school there. Today was Gohitz's day, not some ten year old with a higher mental age than him. He had a classy tuxedo and a pompadour, no one was more qualified for spelling than him.

Unfortunately as he arrived everyone was leaving. Gohitz looked on in dismay. He then fired a Ki ball in anger at the front of the crowd.
"Who here won the spelling bee?!" he yelled down to the terrified mob. Two horrified parents pushed their child, a young boy, forward. Gohitz landed on the ground and took a stance.
"Sobriquet." Gohitz said.
"Wha?" Replied the small boy.
"Spell it"
"sobr-brikite?"
"You can't even spell it! I AM THE BEST BOOYAH!" Yelled a Triumphant Gohitz as he kicked the small child in the groin causing him to fly into the ocean.
"Where is the man who created this pitiful nation of pitiful spelling?" Gohitz questioned to the parents. They didn't respond. After searching through the crowd for some one not petrified Gohitz flew off to the tournament to meet this rooose.
"Man this roose man should of name the country after him. That way the testament to his poor spelling would continue on" Gohitz ranted as he flew off into the sunset toward Bryce's island again. By that time the military had arrived just to see him disappear off the horizon.

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(OOC: Yeah I'm flattered you're looking for me but please don't kick my civilians in the groin without asking permission to post on Roosland... especially since we're currently on Maximum Security Lockdown, since the latest attack.


Oh, and you spelt Roos wrong )