Carniku's idea of sight-seeing had degraded more and more over the weeks, he'd wound up wandering into the city wearing only jeans and a loose grey hoody. He needed to do some washing, his T-shirts were all soaked through with sweat or covered in blood (well... blood or soy sauce) and he'd just emptied his rucksack into the local laundromat before deciding to go sight-seeing.
And now he wound up facing one of the biggest companies in the entire of Eden and was now looking at two people who seemed engrossed in conversation. One of them was wearing a pinstripe suit with a red tie and thick rimmed glasses, the other wore only a leopard print loin-cloth and had a couple of leather bands around one wrist. The two of them were arguing excessively which reminded Carniku of what he'd seen a few times. For a while now whenever he'd roll into a new town he'd end up finding people who had no idea where they were and he'd end up having to help them get home. Which just made the sight all the more irritating as he realised that he was going to have to help one of them get back.
Well, the obvious choice helped him work out which one he had to take.
Approaching the duo, he raised a hand in greeting "Yo! Hey, you two are-" "Unnnnnggggh! You go now!" The man in the suit bursted out at Carniku, pounding his fists on the floor "How ruuuuude, please, don't be like that" The loin-cloth wearer started to pout and fastened his hands by his side as he said it "Eh? S-Seriously?" "UNNNNGGGGHHH!!" "Please don't huuuuurt me" "Why is it the stereotypes never stick when I want them to?" Carniku muttered as he started guiding the suit wearing savage towards the bus-stop and fumbled in his pocket for money to help pay for it.
As he waved goodbye with the strangely effeminate loin-cloth wearer he looked to the sky and wondered why this kept happening? Was there some new threat looming on the horizon? After all that peace, he felt a twinge of concern at the idea. Was there even any other heroes left?